Yep, item 1 is definitely a Mk2 wire-guided torpedo circa 1975. These were the first torpedoes to use fly-by-wire technology and meant that basically if the shot missed you were able to pull it back into the tube and have another go. I hope nobody thinks I'm joking. Item 2 - a bit tricky this one as it's definitely non-military. I suspect, however, that in combination with item 1 it's a Hazchem pack containing Dry Powder extinguisher, a chemical protection suit and a list of instructions detailing steps to be taken in the event that item 1 runs amok. Rumour has it that it wasn't in fact HMS Conqueror that sunk the General Belgrano but a misfire from just such a van happily camping and totally unawares in the vicinity of Port Stanley.