Merry Christmas you scruffy lot,
Health, wealth and happiness to you all where ere you may be!
May your camels have a thousand babies, and your enemies a thousand fleas!
May you never break your dentures on a walnut, and mistake the wardrobe for the loo.
May ALL your bottles be full, and kisses under the mistletoe be consent free!
Most of all folks, may you have humour in your life!
Tony & Frances