A few years back I had a brilliant idea to think up a lot of caravan linked bon mots and have them inscribed on hitch covers. So I beavered away and came up with lots of pithy, useful and humorous phrases that could be used. Only trouble is there's just too many of them but I list them below and if you're into T-Shirt printing you might find some useful.

1. 'This way up'
2. 'Don't forget the handbrake'
3. 'Gas locker shut?'
4. 'Remove before departure'
5. 'Remember the mover'
6. 'Turn the gas on/off'
7. 'Check the noseweight'
8. 'Check the hitch is locked on'
9. 'That went without a hitch'
10. 'Hitching a ride'
11. 'Noisy hitch - clean the pads'
12. 'Noisy hitch - duct tape is good!'
13. 'Al-Ko ATC isn't for pilots'
14. 'Warning - Alarm Fitted'
15. 'Pointy End'
16. 'Forward; to infinity and beyond'
17. 'There's been a hitch'
18. 'This one's a cover'
19. 'Cover me!'
20. 'Hitchhiker YEAH!'
21. 'Technical Hitch'
22. 'Hitched and lovin' it'
23. 'Don't snitch on ma hitch'
24. 'Round Turn and a whole hitch'
25. 'Hitch Bitch'
26. 'Holiday Hitch'
27. 'Hitching and Hoping and Wishing and Praying' thanks Dusty
28. 'Hitching has a ring to it'
29. 'Calm? Calm? Why should I be calm?'
30. 'Pitch Perfect'
31. 'Get orf my Pitch'
32. 'Pitched and Forked'
33. 'Pitch me a beer'
34. 'Best Pitch'
35. 'Pitching and Yawning'
36. 'All pitched up'
37. 'Look where I pitched up'
38. 'The pitch of perfection'
39. 'Caravanner of the Year'
40. 'Awning Erector of the Year'
41. 'I am getting hitched'
42. 'I've already been pulled'
43. 'I work under cover'
44. 'I tow without a hitch'
45. ‘Home is where you park it’
46. ‘Home is where the hitch is’
47. ‘Dinner’s ready when the smoke alarm sounds’
48. ‘It’s clear, you need extension mirrors’
49. ‘Motor mover groover’
50. ‘Motor mover maverick’
51. ‘All hitched up and somewhere to go’
52. ‘Tea and you and me’
53. ‘Red claw hammers in the sunset’
54. ‘Fixed beds, fixed backs’
55. ‘Bliss is a shower and a big rear end’
56. ‘An awning full of possibilities’
57. 'The Contented Peg’
58. 'Isabella Fellah’
59. 'Twin axle terrorist’
60. 'Nosewheel Navigator’
61. ‘Peg Position Perfection’
62. ‘Warden’s Delight’
63. 'The Thetford Thunderer’
64. 'Noseweight? What noseweight?’
65. ‘A guyrope sort of guy’
66. ‘Windbreak Willy’
67. 'Under Channel Charger’
68. ‘Eurotunnel Borer’
69. 'Superpitch Snob’
70. 'Grassaholic’