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Offside rule explained for women

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:41 pm
by Agger (deleted)
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You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have....

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

Ha ha]


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RE: Offside rule explained for women

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:10 am
by crow (deleted)
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Wow best explanation yet


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RE: Offside rule explained for women

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:07 pm
by Julie Grafo | 3.555 Posts

As this is the Friendly forum I won't take offence on behalf of womanhood. I understand the offside rule and I hate shopping.
Julie.


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RE: Offside rule explained for women

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:31 pm
by Poptop320 | 2.631 Posts

To put a twist on the subject, as a bloke I hate football and don't have a Scooby do or care about the off side rule ......


I like to pop my top when I go on holiday


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RE: Offside rule explained for women

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:40 am
by Agger (deleted)
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Quote: Poptop320 wrote in post #4
To put a twist on the subject, as a bloke I hate football and don't have a Scooby do or care about the off side rule ......


That'll be 2 of us then!


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RE: Offside rule explained for women

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:07 pm
by Poptop320 | 2.631 Posts

That'll be 2 of us then![/quote]

That's good I don't feel like a social outcast now......


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RE: Offside rule explained for women

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:26 pm
by Julie Grafo | 3.555 Posts

It's at least 3 of us. I understand the offside rule cos it's been explained to me "ad infinitum" but I don't like football. Don't actually like any televised sport.


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