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New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri May 15, 2015 7:24 pm
by Pepé Le Pew | 2.752 Posts

I ordered some new tyres for the Troll the other day, from a place in Germany. They arrived yesterday, and are leaning eagerly against the wall in our porch at the moment, all lovely and clean and black with a forest of little rubber whiskers on them, like the tiny flowers on moss.

It's all I can do to resist the temptation to go and roll one in here, just to hold it. Sit with it on my lap and bury my nose in it.

That smell.

That fabulous, wonderful smell.

That exquisitely evocative rubbery perfume which has now pervaded the front half of our house. Give me the staccato chatter of pneumatic wheel guns, the undulating, thrumming hiss of compressors, a filthy mug lined with the tide marks of a thousand cups of tea strong enough to float a balance weight and I'm in bloke heaven.

The smell of new tyres has to come quite close to the top of the list of whizzo pongs, too.

Right up there with just-laid and steaming tarmacadam, the haze of Castrol R hanging over a racing circuit, just-mown grass, an autumn bonfire, fresh chainsaw chippings (cut timber and two-stroke exhaust together), canvas tents, leather upholstery in sun-baked cars, cooking bacon, warm bread, the nape of my dog's neck, Marmite on hot toast...

Any more for any more?

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RE: New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri May 15, 2015 7:57 pm
by Poptop320 | 2.634 Posts

Hmm yes , I know just what you mean I also know the name of a good psychiatrist when your ready. He's called Dr Ivor Madone....


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RE: New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri May 15, 2015 8:44 pm
by Pop540 (deleted)
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mmm eriba perfume
carnauba wax
baking fruit cake
bacon butty
rain on way smell
lilac flowers


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in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri May 15, 2015 8:52 pm
by Wordspace (deleted)
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Quote: Pepé Le Pew wrote in post #1
just-laid and steaming ...

I wondered what you were going to say there!

For me, from your list:
Castrol - in two-stroke petrol exhaust from my Lambretta TV200 getting on for fifty years ago
An autumn bonfire - when my uncle burned his rosewood prunings on the allotment, even longer ago
The nape of your dog's neck - in my dog's case, the pads of his feet, which smell even more like biscuits than biscuits do
Etcetera ...

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RE: New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat May 16, 2015 8:24 am
by crow (deleted)
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My cat when it just comes home, flowers, grasses, someones perfume when they gave him a hug,
leather, tar, Castrol R, night scented stock, wallflowers, tyres ..... No.


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in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon May 18, 2015 6:56 am
by Frantone (deleted)
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All of those and; outdoor bacon on a cool morning, sea salt spray with maybe a hint of suntan lotion, freshly brewed coffee and a muddy foreshore.
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RE: New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon May 18, 2015 7:50 am
by Bryn | 1.031 Posts

the really disturbing thing for me is "who the bl**dy h*ll got Frantone out of bed at 6.56 today???????????????????????


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RE: New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon May 18, 2015 7:55 am
by Frantone (deleted)
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Nobody! I did it in bed.




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in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon May 18, 2015 8:31 am
by Bryn | 1.031 Posts

you did WHAT in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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RE: New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon May 18, 2015 9:04 am
by Pepé Le Pew | 2.752 Posts

Quote: Frantone wrote in post #6
...outdoor bacon...
I've seen streaky bacon, smoky bacon, back, side, top and bottom - all of those, but not outdoor bacon.

Is that some posh home counties kind of a thing?

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in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon May 18, 2015 9:22 am
by crow (deleted)
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Loads of it on the way to Abingdon from the M4,
streaky on the hoof as it were.


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RE: New tyres. Mmmmm...

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon May 18, 2015 9:28 am
by Frantone (deleted)
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There's also Francis Bacon but I prefer Frances' Bacon.....oink oink!




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