Haha, you can pee on my fireworks as much as you like, we're all entitled to our opinions and frankly I think fireworks are a scourge and a complete waste of money!

Just as long as you don't "pee on my chips" then I'm sure I'll be fine.

Yeah I agree it's illegal, but then so is the speed that EVERY SINGLE CAR drives past my house. Hence the decision to have a little bit of fun and only but the illegally spaced (but also perfectly ANPR readable) plate on the van only.

Hi Randa france, thanks for the message, I love the plate, and it does have that added kudos of being legal!

Wot's all this parking on the lawn business, when the man has a perfectly good drive on the left?

LOL, very funny! I can't help thinking that had an element of inevitability about it. Hopefully it was NOT pointed out to him by the local traffic unit! :-)

A really good solar panel and the associated gubbins would be my choice. I have no idea what brand or specification that would be, so long as it was efficient, reliable and discreet.