Poor Mr Ditton, currently sculling around the snowy parts of Scotland and its islands.

Assailed by squeaky Eriba doors and cabinets so much that he couldn't tell what was the front and what was the back. What is it about caravan journalists that they seem to lose their sense of direction once inside an Eriba, the PC guy on the 542 video got it wrong as well.

Also Andrew couldn't be bothered to look up or ask whether the shower package was a cost option but left it hanging. Surely good journalists find out and inform.