Quote: Randa france wrote in post #2

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Pepe le Pew had a nice Vango Airbeam for sale on here recently. I don't know if he's sold it.

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Hang on, I'll ask him.





'Eyup, our kid!'

'What?'

'You know that big blow-up tent?'

'Aye?'

'Where is it?'

'Gone, innit.'

'Gone where, you witless wazzock?'

'Sold it.'

'To who?'

'To whit.'

'No, to who?'

'On Ebay, why?'

'Cos that Roger bloke wants to know.'

'Who?'

'Roger.'

'Roger who?'

'Roger wossisname off t'caravan thing.'

'I don't know anyone called Roger.'

'Yes you do.'

'No I don't.'

'Yes you do. You call him summat else.'

'Oh, aye. Him. Tell him I sold it.'

'To who?'

'No, to whit.'

'Who?'

'Someone off Ebay. I said.'

'How much did you make?'

'Erm...'

'How much? Give over. You never said or owt.'

'Good, innit?'

'Where's t'money?'

'What money?'

'That money.'

'Spent it.'

'On what?'

'Liquorice torpedoes.'

'All of it?'

'Aye. I got loads. But I did give our Gordon some.'

'How many?'

'Two.'

'Why only two?'

'Liquorice gives him t'squits.'

'I see. What should I tell Roger?'

'Who?...'

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