Well, thanks for making me laugh at least. We’re now home, my head is just about in one piece and I’m trying very hard to see the funny side.

Off again in September. I hope, by then, I’ll have come up with a strategy to prevent it. I’ll certainly look at pipe insulation over the door and other protective measures. My other half is hinting at a cycle helmet as a Christmas pressie .... might be the was to go, I fear .....