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Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:37 am
by Aaron Calder | 3.834 Posts

Taffy wrote the following comment in another thread and it got me thinking:

Quote: Taffy wrote in post RE: Nearly an owner!
claims can be negated as it as a welcome sign letting all and sundry know you were away and the possibility of an empty house. Perhaps we should all be mindful of this when taking our pride and joy away.
Our caravan lives in our back garden and its top is visible from the road over the five foot high fence. On occasions, friends have asked if we enjoyed our holiday and usually mention that they had noticed that the caravan had gone, so this is a valid point.

At one stage I did consider building a Triton-shaped, demountable wooden framework over which I could fit the caravan cover while we are away to fool potential thieves but gave up on the idea when I worked out the amount of timber required, the need to cushion all edges to prevent chafing through the cover and the potential for damage to cover and property should the structure take to the air during high winds. Having guyed the cover down in the past and seen the fabric rip before the tent pegs pulled out, this is not really an option.

In the end I decided that it wasn't worth the hassle and instead arrange for our son who fortunately lives locally to visit the house regularly while we are away.

Has anyone come up with a workable solution to the problem?


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:02 am
by hampshireman (deleted)
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We park ours hitch inwards, steadies down, wheel lock on, hitch lock on, beside the house with cover over.
We inform neighbours of our trip and give them permission to use the drive if they need parking.


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 10:14 am
by Pepé Le Pew | 2.752 Posts

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First off, the insane - and inane - ramblings below look as if they're aimed at you Mr C, but they aren't - it's supposed to be you as in the royal you, so I apologise for giving that impression.


In my humble opinion I think it's a matter of taking whatever common-sense precautions you can without going over the top.

As far as Facebook and all that guff is concerned I reckon an awful lot of people are far too cavalier in their use of it, and forget that to all intents and purposes anyone anywhere - literally - with access to an internet connection can stumble across (or find out, if they are so inclined) what you are up to.

If you are worried about that, don't use it.

How on earth did we all get on a few years ago without social media? Life must have been an absolute nightmare without being able to upload a picture of the rock salmon and chips you are about to tuck into or to send everybody in the western hemisphere a selfie of you and your best mate leering drunkenly into a phone camera.

I simply can't imagine how miserable we all were in the past few decades and how much better off we all are now.

Isn't it just a matter of stopping for a second to think through the possible ramifications of pressing that send button before you do?

Is it necessary? Is your life - or the life of the recipient - going to be significantly enriched by it? Do 697 million complete strangers really need to see a blurry picture of what might be your neighbour's wife's backside through the curtains?

We don't keep our caravan on the drive so there isn't a caravan-shaped gap where it was when we're away, but when we are away, like Derek we tell the neighbours that they're welcome to use our drive. All our neighbours do the same. We leave a few lights on timers to discourage opportunistic ne'er-do-wells, because I reckon that most burglaries aren't months in the planning, and that that you aren't being cased for weeks on end and all your movements written in a grubby little notebook in spidery burglar-writing.

If someone is determined to break in to your house, they will. It's as simple as that.

In the meantime, do what you can reasonably and prudently do to deter the opportunistic didicoys cruising past in a rusty flatbed Transit, but if you get paranoid about it and attempt to turn your house into Fort Knox you won't get any pleasure at all out of going away.

No offence intended, but I think decoy caravans are several steps too far.

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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:52 am
by Aaron Calder | 3.834 Posts

For once I agree with everything you say, Pete.

The decoy caravan was a flight of whimsy after reading about the inflatable tanks, aircraft and guns used by the allies to confuse the Germans in the build-up to D-Day. (Inflatable Eribas, now there's an idea.)

I don't use social media. Whenever I've looked at Facebook (using someone else's access details with permission) I've been appalled by the inanity of most contributions and refuse to be drawn in.

One's mind is, however, focused when one's house has been burgled in the past, as ours was one year while we on holiday in France in our VW Devon camper in the 1990s. Again, perhaps the scrotes had noticed that the camper wasn't in its place in the garden and judging by the ridiculous things taken, it was more than likely local kids, according to the police who in those days actually responded to burglary notifications.

The bastards got in by forcing the sliding patio doors with a garden spade but fortunately a neighbour noticed the damage the following morning, rang the police and got a locksmith in to install additional security as it was thought that they would have been back later to take the valuable stuff that they'd left in place.

I spent weeks after the break-in checking passers-by for striped jerseys, flat caps and bags marked 'swag' but sadly they were never caught.


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:19 pm
by Taffy (deleted)
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In my neighbourhood, when one family was going on holiday, they ordered a taxi to go to the airport. Left car at home on drive and alarm on and they had CCTV. Then when they returned home form holidays found their car and valuables gone and the alarm cut but were nicely filmed in the act! makes you wonder about the taxi!! driver and contacts they had. Don'e for one minute suspect the neighbours as the area is good.


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:25 pm
by Julie Grafo | 3.555 Posts

We have very large gates and two caravans behind it (my brother jumped at the chance of free storage). Very rarely are both vans away at the same time and the gates are padlocked if no car is on the drive. The neighbours always know and do use our drive. Apart from that we hope that we live in a reasonable area and that everything will be as we left it when we get back. Life's too short for worrying.


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:55 pm
by campnsnooze (deleted)
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We run taxis!!!!! and yes have to agree with Taffy it is a known fact a few taxi drivers are corrupt, and will let their buddies know about empty houses. Whenever we get in a taxi to go to the airport, we pretend to wave back to someone in the house and we always talk in the cab in loud voices saying we hope the kids don't have a party or sister and her family will enjoy the house swap etc etc while we are away!!! We only say we are away for a couple of days. That said, its amazing how many people still put their home address on their luggage, this we advise our customers against, as this is another scam the luggage handlers at airports/coach stations etc. use to burgle empty properties.
We are lucky, the caravan is out of site in the garage when we are away without it. We also set up security lighting in the property. My sister also comes round about once a week to check for post etc and this also keeps our contents insurance validated.
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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:27 pm
by Agger (deleted)
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To be honest you can worry so much you become paranoid! We don't, we don't have papers (never read them, full of made up "stories" or "whose had who") we don't have milk to cancel (like we used to in days gone by) we just never need a taxi for anything (we either drive or walk!).

We have timer lights everywhere (but then you have to close your blinds curtains?) so thhat can tell people your away. We have a post box that drops delivered mail into a "catcher" that can't be seen from outside and will not block.

We have a 5 bar farm gate on the side of the house that is locked top and bottom with Ingersoll Rand padlocks and heavy duty chain (but it can be climbed easily by most people still breathing)

We have and do leave a radio on a timer switch.

The area we live in is quite nice, but like anywhere we have scrotes, but then it could easily be the vicars son who does whatever to your property.

Rest easy, enjoy life, don't moan when you could and probably shold do something about it, don't be paranoid, what other choice do you have? Sell your Eriba? I thought not


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:29 pm
by Poptop320 | 2.631 Posts

We have the Eriba at home, when we are away my Daughter and son-in-law who live opposite look after the house. The son-in-law is ex Parachute Regiment.


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:09 pm
by Aaron Calder | 3.834 Posts

Quote: Poptop320 wrote in post #9
The son-in-law is ex Parachute Regiment.
'nuff said, eh?


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:18 pm
by hampshireman (deleted)
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Family checkup too and like it says on my website, my nephew is not exactly light with the baseball bat.


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RE: Advertising that you are away on holiday

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Aug 27, 2015 7:04 pm
by crow (deleted)
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My neighbour parks on the drive, I don't tell checkout personnel
that I am going away whilst stood in the checkout queue.
I tell my neighbours that no one is authorised to remove anything
from the house. Its called neighbourly watch!


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