Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:08 amby Pepé Le Pew • | 2.752 Posts
Right.
Anybody who knows anything at all about raisins and sultanas knows that broadly speaking, raisins are dried black grapes and sultanas are dried white grapes. There may be one or two semantic differences in terminology, but basically that's where it's at.
I've got a big bag of raisins here which has been left open. The result of this carelessness is that the raisins are no longer plump and moist. On the contrary, they are now looking rather wizened and not terribly appetising. They aren't mouldy or anything.
I've also got a somewhat smaller bag of sultanas which have suffered a similar fate.
Now I know that it's possible to rehydrate some things by the simple expedient of adding water, and indeed that's the very meaning of rehydration.
I realise that if I was to put a raisin in a little pot of water I would be a fool if I expected it to return to the plump firmness it had while soaking up the warmth of the sun on a lush vine somewhere in the Dordogne, or Cape Town, and I don't.
For one thing, I don't want a bag of grapes. I want a bag of raisins, some of which I can sprinkle on my Cornflakes at breakfast time.
I want a bag of raisins that look like raisins rather than the small fossilised gonads they resemble at the moment.
So the question is this: is it possible to partially rehydrate raisins?
If it is, does a formula for such a process exist? Is there a tried and tested water-to-raisin ratio? Should I attempt it one raisin at a time, or could I lob a handful into a bowl and do lots at once to save time?
Are there any pitfalls I should be aware of?
Am I about to reopen the Pandora's Box of genetic modification?
Will my raisins turn into horribly disfigured laboratory rats with no legs and shrivelled-up little whiskery faces?
Should I even be tampering with Mother Nature at all?
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RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:15 amby Islay Corbel (deleted)
For non breakfast use, I'd soak them in brandy or rum. Lovely with a quail or 2.
For brekkie, soak in tea. Just have them more or less covered in liquid until they return to the plumpness your heart desires.
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:18 amby Pepé Le Pew • | 2.752 Posts
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:30 amby eribaMotters • | 5.600 Posts
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:30 amby Aaron Calder • | 3.834 Posts
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:31 amby steamdrivenandy (deleted)
'They're worth it'
Actually it depends whether they're ragged arsed, cheap as chips, Morrisons, or deeply unctious, hand picked, sun dried on a golden beach, tended by young maidens of exquisite, exotic, beauty from M&S.
'I've got nothing to do on this hot afternoon
but to settle down and write you a line.'
2012 Bailey Pegasus 2 Rimini being dragged by nothing at all
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:33 amby steamdrivenandy (deleted)
Celery and beetroot are the spawn of Satan, dried fruit is luvverly.
'I've got nothing to do on this hot afternoon
but to settle down and write you a line.'
2012 Bailey Pegasus 2 Rimini being dragged by nothing at all
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:33 amby Poptop320 • | 2.634 Posts
I put sultanas in my porridge whilst they are both bubbling away, they become moist and fat. Try putting your shrivelled gonads in the microwave in water for a brief time and nuke them...
When I go on holiday I like to pop my top!
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:04 amby Pepé Le Pew • | 2.752 Posts
Quote: steamdrivenandy wrote in post #7Aargh...
or deeply unctious
It's not unctious, it's unctuous. And it's not the right word anyway.
I blame John Torode and all the rest of these 'celebrity chefs' on the telly. Have you looked up the definition of unctuous?
"excessively flattering or ingratiating; oily."
As in unction: the action of anointing someone with oil or ointment as a religious rite or as a symbol of investiture as a monarch, and treatment with a medicinal oil or ointment.
Smarmy raisins that smell of embrocation and patchouli oil?
No thanks.
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RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:45 amby steamdrivenandy (deleted)
That wasn't the dried fruit, that was the 'young maidens of exquisite, exotic, beauty' and I like my young maidens smelling of embrocation and patchouli oil. Indeed I like my young maidens smelling of anything.
'I've got nothing to do on this hot afternoon
but to settle down and write you a line.'
2012 Bailey Pegasus 2 Rimini being dragged by nothing at all
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:22 amby Eribanut • | 2.026 Posts
Quote: steamdrivenandy wrote in post #11
That wasn't the dried fruit, that was the 'young maidens of exquisite, exotic, beauty' and I like my young maidens smelling of embrocation and patchouli oil. Indeed I like my young maidens smelling of anything.
I can't smell anything, got a cold!
Sermo datur cunctis; animi sapientia paucis
Tempus fugit; carpe diem
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:31 amby Aaron Calder • | 3.834 Posts
RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:07 pmby Randa france • | 13.283 Posts
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However, in answer to Pepe's question :-
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Quote Pepe le Pew:- I've got a big bag of raisins here which has been left open. The result of this carelessness is that the raisins are no longer plump and moist. On the contrary, they are now looking rather wizened and not terribly appetising. They aren't mouldy or anything.
So the question is this: is it possible to partially rehydrate raisins?
Yes, it is possible. Lay them out on the kitchen table and sprinkle some Self Raisin Flour on them.
Randa
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RE: Raisins and sultanas
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:21 pmby steamdrivenandy (deleted)
Or you could try Plane Flour, that'll give them some lift.
'I've got nothing to do on this hot afternoon
but to settle down and write you a line.'
2012 Bailey Pegasus 2 Rimini being dragged by nothing at all
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