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Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:08 am
by Pepé Le Pew | 2.752 Posts

Right.

Anybody who knows anything at all about raisins and sultanas knows that broadly speaking, raisins are dried black grapes and sultanas are dried white grapes. There may be one or two semantic differences in terminology, but basically that's where it's at.

I've got a big bag of raisins here which has been left open. The result of this carelessness is that the raisins are no longer plump and moist. On the contrary, they are now looking rather wizened and not terribly appetising. They aren't mouldy or anything.

I've also got a somewhat smaller bag of sultanas which have suffered a similar fate.

Now I know that it's possible to rehydrate some things by the simple expedient of adding water, and indeed that's the very meaning of rehydration.

I realise that if I was to put a raisin in a little pot of water I would be a fool if I expected it to return to the plump firmness it had while soaking up the warmth of the sun on a lush vine somewhere in the Dordogne, or Cape Town, and I don't.

For one thing, I don't want a bag of grapes. I want a bag of raisins, some of which I can sprinkle on my Cornflakes at breakfast time.

I want a bag of raisins that look like raisins rather than the small fossilised gonads they resemble at the moment.

So the question is this: is it possible to partially rehydrate raisins?

If it is, does a formula for such a process exist? Is there a tried and tested water-to-raisin ratio? Should I attempt it one raisin at a time, or could I lob a handful into a bowl and do lots at once to save time?

Are there any pitfalls I should be aware of?

Am I about to reopen the Pandora's Box of genetic modification?

Will my raisins turn into horribly disfigured laboratory rats with no legs and shrivelled-up little whiskery faces?

Should I even be tampering with Mother Nature at all?

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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:15 am
by Frantone (deleted)
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Individual massages with a quality moisturiser such as Clarins!


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:15 am
by Islay Corbel (deleted)
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For non breakfast use, I'd soak them in brandy or rum. Lovely with a quail or 2.
For brekkie, soak in tea. Just have them more or less covered in liquid until they return to the plumpness your heart desires.


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:18 am
by Pepé Le Pew | 2.752 Posts

Quote: Frantone wrote in post #2
Individual massages with a quality moisturiser such as Clarins!
That sounds quite exciting. Do I do this before attempting to rehydrate my raisins, or afterwards?

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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:30 am
by eribaMotters | 5.588 Posts

Alternatively, use them in a cake and buy some more for your breakfast treat.

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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:30 am
by Aaron Calder | 3.834 Posts

Dried fruit is the spawn of Satan.


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:31 am
by steamdrivenandy (deleted)
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'They're worth it'

Actually it depends whether they're ragged arsed, cheap as chips, Morrisons, or deeply unctious, hand picked, sun dried on a golden beach, tended by young maidens of exquisite, exotic, beauty from M&S.


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:33 am
by steamdrivenandy (deleted)
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Celery and beetroot are the spawn of Satan, dried fruit is luvverly.


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:33 am
by Poptop320 | 2.631 Posts

I put sultanas in my porridge whilst they are both bubbling away, they become moist and fat. Try putting your shrivelled gonads in the microwave in water for a brief time and nuke them...


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:04 am
by Pepé Le Pew | 2.752 Posts

Quote: steamdrivenandy wrote in post #7
or deeply unctious
Aargh...

It's not unctious, it's unctuous. And it's not the right word anyway.

I blame John Torode and all the rest of these 'celebrity chefs' on the telly. Have you looked up the definition of unctuous?

"excessively flattering or ingratiating; oily."

As in unction: the action of anointing someone with oil or ointment as a religious rite or as a symbol of investiture as a monarch, and treatment with a medicinal oil or ointment.

Smarmy raisins that smell of embrocation and patchouli oil?

No thanks.

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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:45 am
by steamdrivenandy (deleted)
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That wasn't the dried fruit, that was the 'young maidens of exquisite, exotic, beauty' and I like my young maidens smelling of embrocation and patchouli oil. Indeed I like my young maidens smelling of anything.


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:22 am
by Eribanut | 2.026 Posts

Quote: steamdrivenandy wrote in post #11
That wasn't the dried fruit, that was the 'young maidens of exquisite, exotic, beauty' and I like my young maidens smelling of embrocation and patchouli oil. Indeed I like my young maidens smelling of anything.


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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:31 am
by Aaron Calder | 3.834 Posts

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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:07 pm
by Randa france | 13.258 Posts

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However, in answer to Pepe's question :-

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Quote Pepe le Pew:- I've got a big bag of raisins here which has been left open. The result of this carelessness is that the raisins are no longer plump and moist. On the contrary, they are now looking rather wizened and not terribly appetising. They aren't mouldy or anything.
So the question is this: is it possible to partially rehydrate raisins?



Yes, it is possible. Lay them out on the kitchen table and sprinkle some Self Raisin Flour on them.

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RE: Raisins and sultanas

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:21 pm
by steamdrivenandy (deleted)
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Or you could try Plane Flour, that'll give them some lift.


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