RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:18 pmby Derekcbr (deleted)
I got back from the pub rather late and to be honest a little tipsy. The door was locked and after knocking a few times ti no avail, I opened the letter box and peered inside to see the cat on the stairs. “Can you open the door please?” All I got in reply was, “Mee-ow!”
RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:27 amby JohnE (deleted)
My wife and I got a bit tipsy the other night and started one of those daft giggly conversations.
She said she quite fancied Brad Pitt and asked who I fancied.
I told her she was daft and not to be so silly. Anyway she went on and on poking me with her finger and getting a bit irate with me.
'It's just for fun, tell me who you fancy'.
'Oh alright' I said, 'I think your sister's really hot'.
Strangely she hasn't spoken to me since.
Women 'eh, sheesh.
RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat Oct 29, 2022 7:38 pmby Old Rocker • | 536 Posts
One for our older members (me included)
3 old chaps in the care home are talking
I wish that at my age I could manage a gushing powerfull all in one go, wee rather than the dribble and stop start that happens now
Well I wish that I could manage a complete all in one clear out poo. 1 magnificent all in one in one go
Well at 7.30 every morning I have gushing bladder emptying pee
At 7.35 every morning I manage a full effortless clear out all in one go
Well whats your problem?
I don't wake up until 9.30
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RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat Oct 29, 2022 8:49 pmby eribaMotters • | 5.602 Posts
Have you tried the new Italian grape variety genetically developed for the elderly gent. It is called Pinot More.
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RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:16 pmby Old Rocker • | 536 Posts
2 chaps sat in a bar
So where do you come from?
Belfast
Really! So do I. Where abouts?
Shankill Road
My goodness so do I. What school did you go to?
Glenwood Primary
Flipping heck so did I, so when were you born?
2nd March 1984
Unbelievable so was I. What was your Ma called?
Doris
Oh my! So was mine
Man behind the bar says to workmate we are in for a long night, the Murphy twins are drunk again
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RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:34 amby Derekcbr (deleted)
Two drunks walking along a disused railway line. “Phew!” says one, “These steps seem to go on forever!”. “It’s not the steps that are getting me” says the other, “It’s the low bannisters!”
RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat Nov 05, 2022 3:03 pmby Simboc2004 • | 789 Posts
RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Nov 08, 2022 10:16 pmby Derekcbr (deleted)
If I’ve posted this before I apologise but at my advanced age (75) I find it very funny!
An old man goes to his doctor and demands a sperm count.
“What?”, says the doc, “You’re nearly 80 man, what you want a sperm count for?”
“Hey, I’m still sexually active, I’ve paid all my dues so I want to know!”
“Well ok”, says the doc and reaches into a drawer and pulls out a little bottle. “The next time -er- you-know?? Put some sperm in this”
The man leaves and after a couple of days returns to his docs surgery and hands the doc the small bottle.
“Hey!”, says the doc, “There’s nothing in it!”
“I know”, says the man. “I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand. I asked the wife to help and even put it in her mouth with her teeth in and out and I tell you doc, there’s no way we can get the top off that bottle!!”
What were you thinking of!
RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri Jan 06, 2023 3:05 pmby Captain Calamity • | 358 Posts
Dad joke:
Man - “Can you help me doc? I’m convinced I’m really a moth”
Doctor - “You really need to see a psychiatrist. I’m just a GP, what made you come to me?”
Man - “Your light was on”
RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:54 pmby Rickys Rav • | 74 Posts
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RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Tue Feb 07, 2023 11:26 amby Crystal • | 248 Posts
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There's loads more. I like postman called Vincent (van goch (red in Welsh)) and Dai central eating - only two front teeth!
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RE: Can we do jokes?
in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Apr 20, 2023 1:33 pmby Pepé Le Pew • | 2.752 Posts
Count Dracula wasn't academically blessed at school, but he was good at games.
In his termly report, the sports teacher made special note of his aptitude for cricket:
'Has the makings of a good bat.'
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