Looking through pictures from the Hubble space telescope, I spotted this. The Carina Nebula, Visible in the southern hemisphere.
Is the universe trying to tell us something?

Sadly, Cornwall has been placed in tier 4 lockdown. Many pirates have returned home for Christmas and it appears the Aaaaŕrrrrrrrrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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John Travolta was admitted to hospital with suspected COVID-19, but doctors have now confirmed it was only Saturday night fever and they assured everyone that he is staying alive.

Apparently he had chills that were multiplying!

Car windscreen was frozen this morning and with no defroster I had to use an old discount card, only managed to get 15% off

First trip booked for 2021.

Hopefully off to Iceland in February.

If that goes well, probably looking at Tesco in March and Asda in April !

Just when you thought your jab would be administered by that pretty nurse you saw in the poster...

'Government announces that all over 50s will be given covid vaccine by May.'

https://drive.google.com/file/d/19qGqDMB...ew?usp=drivesdk
I hope this link works because this made me cry laughing.

Two robbers break into a distillery. One says to the other, "Is this whisky?" his mate replies, "Only if we get caught!"

Steve.

1st Scotsman :- This crossword’s hard. I’m flummoxed by this clue “Stuck on a desert Island, eight letters”
2nd Scotsman:- Marooned.
1st Scotsman :- Thanks. I’ll have a pint and a wee half!

Had my jab last Tuesday. It must have been the pfizer vaccine cos now I've got a frozen shoulder