In my last job the Maintenance Manager was Richard Bend and his daughter in Accounts was Sally Bend, make of that what you will
I also had to suggest to my daughter that she should give our grandson a middle name when she told us she was naming him William after his great grandfather. Why?
Herr married name is Cooke

My wife has finally been referred for her second hip replacement. I'm not so sure about it though. The name of the referring doctor? Doctor Ded.

Maybe time to revive this thread …

I see the inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair is next Monkey.

Not so daft as it may seem:)

All water, waste or drinking, comes from the same water pipe, so topologically this is exactly the same as any other waste/drinking water supply.

Main difference between waste and drinking water is the need to prevent contamination.

This occurs for one of two reasons:

1) backfeed of water
2) physical dirt or bacteria on the fittings

Backfeed is prevented by non-return valves which the waste water tap seems to have fitted (but not the drinking water) although to be fair its unlikley drinking water backfeed would be from anything else but drinking water

Physical contamination of fittings/connections is provided by having two separate taps, which this has.

So, as I said, nothing wrong with this setup:)

So this is how to get into a real mess with your wife!
I was walking down an aisle in Tesco with my wife when I spotted 10 cans of lager for £10.00. I quickly put them in the trolley but my wife told me to put them back as we couldn’t afford them even tho I protested that it was truly a bargain price.
Down the next aisle my wife spotted some face cream at £20.00!
“What’s that for?”, I asked.
“It makes me look beautiful”, she said.
“So does 10 cans of lager”, I said, “and it’s half the price!”
Oops!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
A woman drove me to drink, I never got round to thanking her

I quite like that last joke and nearly read it out to Mrs C, then a sort of sixth sense made me think. Is this a good idea? …. Spooky …

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Yes watched and remembered it very well, listening to the 3 ppresenters in their very Beeb accents of the time was difficult and also strange how none of the bad weather seemed to have been reported or happened North of Watford😉
I was 10 at the time living near Sunny Donny and my Dad had just died following an accident at the Pit. A vivid memory of being sent out in the dark to our local corner shop to get something for my Mum which involved crossing our local park field ploughing through snow over my knees, coats over the eiderdown to keep warm in bed and waking up each morning with ice on the inside of the windows.

My mate was telling me he failed his exam in aboriginal music.

I said, "Didja redo it?"

Dave